Oct 2, 2012 | Funny, Sassy Blog, Sex
Some sex is meaningful. It means something when you finally sleep with that guy in your building you’ve been flirting with for months but never got the guts up to ask out. It means something when the girl from your kickball league you wanted from the moment you laid...
Sep 20, 2012 | Funny, Haiku, Men, Relationships
I want a divorce. Why? Cause I put a camera in our damn bedroom!
Sep 18, 2012 | Being Single, Funny, Haiku, Women
When I think about your hands on me it’s all I can do not to hurl
Sep 13, 2012 | Dating, Funny, Haiku
This was just supposed to be a quick summer fling. What the fuck happened!?
Sep 9, 2012 | Funny, Haiku, Men
Pushovers never get to the point of pushing her over the couch
Jul 15, 2012 | Funny, Haiku, Men
Pick-up lines are not evil in and of themselves. It’s who’s saying them.