Jul 15, 2012 | Funny, Haiku, Men
Pick-up lines are not evil in and of themselves. It’s who’s saying them.
Jun 21, 2012 | Dating, Funny, Haiku, Men, Women
I’m single because the good lays can’t share feelings and sharers can’t fuck
Jun 19, 2012 | Funny, Haiku, Men
Looks, brains, wealth, and class don’t make up for the fact that he lies through his teeth
Jun 18, 2012 | Funny, Haiku, Men, Sex, Women
He says the sole thing better than me in my thong is me with it off
Jun 17, 2012 | Haiku, Sex, Women
Pornography was the first place I saw women enjoying themselves
Jun 14, 2012 | Funny, Haiku, Men, Relationships, Women
Things every man dreads: crying, meetings, in-laws, and “Can we just cuddle?”