Here, Kitty

She stole my boyfriend.

 

I stole him right back. Then I

 

ran over her cat.

 

 

Actually

We often use “love”


to describe feelings and things


that are really not


 


Blackberry Gone Wild

If you check that phone

 

once more while we’re having sex

 

I’ll cut off your balls

 

 

Men obsessively checking their phone,

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Terminated.

One thing Maria

 

probably didn’t say to

 

Arnold: “I’ll be back.”

 

 

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Strut

When she saunters in

 

eyes follow her, just as they

 

do when she walks out.

 

 

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