Here, Kitty

She stole my boyfriend.


I stole him right back. Then I


ran over her cat.




We often use “love”

to describe feelings and things

that are really not


Blackberry Gone Wild

If you check that phone


once more while we’re having sex


I’ll cut off your balls



Men obsessively checking their phone,

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One thing Maria


probably didn’t say to


Arnold: “I’ll be back.”



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When she saunters in


eyes follow her, just as they


do when she walks out.



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