Seduction

The last time I was seduced he said almost nonchalantly, “Why don’t you take off your shoes?” Honestly, at that exact moment, I didn’t realize what was going on. I thought it was a strange request, given he didn’t normally care whether I had my shoes off in his house....

Rated R for “Really!?”

I love my parents   but Jesus Christ, can’t they stay   quiet when they fuck?     [Or in the UK]:     I love my parents   but bloody hell, can’t they stay   quiet when they shag?...

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