Jun 21, 2012 | Dating, Funny, Haiku, Men, Women
I’m single because the good lays can’t share feelings and sharers can’t fuck
May 19, 2012 | Dating, Haiku, Jealousy
I have to avoid them at parties because I know her man wants me
May 13, 2012 | Dating, Haiku, Jealousy, Women
Seeing you with her is the first time that I have felt actual hate
Apr 28, 2012 | Dating, Funny, Haiku, Men, Women
It’s not that he has to pay… just if he doesn’t I think he’s a douche
Apr 26, 2012 | Dating, Funny, Haiku
If she asks for a long-distance relationship you are really fucked.
Apr 23, 2012 | Dating, Sassy Blog, Sex, Women
The last time I was seduced he said almost nonchalantly, “Why don’t you take off your shoes?” Honestly, at that exact moment, I didn’t realize what was going on. I thought it was a strange request, given he didn’t normally care whether I had my shoes off in his house....