May 28, 2011 | Funny, Haiku, Men, Relationships, Sex, Women
When he asked for this she knew she was fucked: a paternity test
May 26, 2011 | Dating, Funny, Haiku, Jealousy, Men, Relationships
Yeah, he checks girls out but until he does something give him a damn break.
May 23, 2011 | Being Single, Funny, Haiku, Men, Sex, Women
Club Med: where grown-ups go to sit on a beach and fuck random people
May 23, 2011 | Being Single, Funny, Sassy Blog, Sex, Women
I need to get laid. You don’t have to hold in your tummy (they’ve seen it all). You can keep the lights on, you can start by groping them in the middle of a movie theater and not fear that they’ll think you are an out-of-control vixen (more on this later, ladies)....
May 22, 2011 | Being Single, Dating, Funny, Haiku, Men, Women
It’s perplexing when I can’t tell whether he’s gay or just European
May 22, 2011 | Funny, Haiku, Jealousy, Men, Relationships, Sex
If you check that phone once more while we’re having sex I’ll cut off your balls