May 19, 2011 | Funny, Haiku, Jealousy, Men, Relationships, Women
One thing Maria probably didn’t say to Arnold: “I’ll be back.”
May 19, 2011 | Funny, Haiku, Men
I can’t decide who’s the bigger prick: Stalin or this IMF guy Because you know he’s fucked with or fucked over just as many people ...
May 18, 2011 | Being Single, Funny, Haiku, Men, Sex
What is the point of having a lawn if you can’t fuck the gardener?
May 17, 2011 | Body Image, Funny, Sassy Blog, Women
I swear to God, being a woman is absurd sometimes. It isn’t enough that we have to carry our vaginas with us everywhere and therefore eternally concern ourselves with whether when that brooding guy hanging out on the other side of the subway platform late at night...
May 16, 2011 | Being Single, Dating, Funny, Haiku
So much in common! Like we were both alive for Fresh Prince of Bel-Air