Feb 2, 2012 | Being Single, Haiku, Men, Women
It pisses me off that there’s no equivalent for “slutty” for men
Jan 20, 2012 | Dating, Haiku, Men
If you can’t even talk to me directly, what are you like in bed?
Dec 11, 2011 | Dating, Funny, Haiku, Men
Don’t be that guy who, too scared to say, “We’re over,” just never calls back.
Dec 2, 2011 | Funny, Haiku, Men
Going to the gym sucks, but more times than not is worth it for the view For more HILARITY: People You Inevitably Meet At The Gym
Dec 1, 2011 | Funny, Haiku, Men
Men are just like dogs: distractable, hump-happy and fiercely loyal
Nov 24, 2011 | Funny, Haiku, Men
Construction workers: On behalf of all women, I say, “Nice hard- … hat.”