May 25, 2011 | Sassy Blog, Sex, Spirituality, Women
I just got done reading Lena Chen’s article “I Was The Harvard Harlot” on Mortifying Disclosures about her experience as a sex blogger, and my heart sank. I feel like crying. Starting this blog was supposed to be a form of creative self-expression. And the...
May 23, 2011 | Being Single, Funny, Haiku, Men, Sex, Women
Club Med: where grown-ups go to sit on a beach and fuck random people
May 23, 2011 | Being Single, Funny, Sassy Blog, Sex, Women
I need to get laid. You don’t have to hold in your tummy (they’ve seen it all). You can keep the lights on, you can start by groping them in the middle of a movie theater and not fear that they’ll think you are an out-of-control vixen (more on this later, ladies)....
May 22, 2011 | Funny, Haiku, Jealousy, Men, Relationships, Sex
If you check that phone once more while we’re having sex I’ll cut off your balls
May 22, 2011 | Being Single, Dating, Haiku, Sex, Women
Like beams of pure sin when she walks into a room her eyes blaze for sex
May 19, 2011 | Being Single, Body Image, Dating, Haiku, Jealousy, Sex, Women
When she saunters in eyes follow her, just as they do when she walks out.