Jun 18, 2012 | Funny, Haiku, Men, Sex, Women
He says the sole thing better than me in my thong is me with it off
Jun 17, 2012 | Haiku, Sex, Women
Pornography was the first place I saw women enjoying themselves
May 18, 2012 | Funny, Haiku, Sex
I never told you this at the time, but you were my best booty call
May 14, 2012 | Funny, Haiku, Sex
Hollywood actors: Want to keep the job? Don’t pet the boss’s cougar
Apr 25, 2012 | Funny, Haiku, Sex
I get that it’s tight and awkward. But no condom? No fucking way, dude.
Apr 23, 2012 | Dating, Sassy Blog, Sex, Women
The last time I was seduced he said almost nonchalantly, “Why don’t you take off your shoes?” Honestly, at that exact moment, I didn’t realize what was going on. I thought it was a strange request, given he didn’t normally care whether I had my shoes off in his house....