Jul 27, 2011 | Funny, Haiku, Sex
When stressed, some people want to relax and unwind. I just want to fuck.
Jul 26, 2011 | Funny, Haiku, Jealousy
Italian men are unparalleled at two things: eating and cheating
Jul 22, 2011 | Funny, Haiku
It seems to me that vegans tend to mate solely with other vegans
Jul 5, 2011 | Sassy Blog, Sex, Women
I had really good sex the other night. He knew how to take his time and go slow. He knew what to do and when. He knew how to bite, how to thrust with his tongue, when to push and when to be gentle. It was perfect. The most striking thing to me was how smoothly it went...
Jun 27, 2011 | Dating, Haiku, Sex
Everything else pales – wine, drugs, even chocolate – to your skin on my skin
Jun 25, 2011 | Being Single, Funny, Haiku
If you’re rockin’ this, it just ain’t gonna happen: handlebar mustache