Jul 5, 2011 | Sassy Blog, Sex, Women
I had really good sex the other night. He knew how to take his time and go slow. He knew what to do and when. He knew how to bite, how to thrust with his tongue, when to push and when to be gentle. It was perfect. The most striking thing to me was how smoothly it went...
Jun 27, 2011 | Dating, Haiku, Sex
Everything else pales – wine, drugs, even chocolate – to your skin on my skin
Jun 25, 2011 | Being Single, Funny, Haiku
If you’re rockin’ this, it just ain’t gonna happen: handlebar mustache
Jun 11, 2011 | Being Single, Dating, Funny, Haiku
Laundromats are great places to pick up women: captive audience
Jun 9, 2011 | Dating, Haiku, Relationships, Women
He may share your bed but we’ve got something on him: we share your secrets
Jun 7, 2011 | Being Single, Dating, Haiku, Sex
When did you last use a tie not for black tie, but to tie someone up?