Aug 11, 2011 | Dating, Funny, Haiku, Sex
Makeup sex is the bonus of relationships that otherwise suck
Jul 29, 2011 | Body Image, Haiku
Looks only pulled off by thin, willowy women: jeggings and jumpers
Jul 28, 2011 | Dating, Funny, Haiku
As the date progressed I couldn’t help but think, “I shaved my legs for this?”
Jul 27, 2011 | Funny, Haiku, Sex
When stressed, some people want to relax and unwind. I just want to fuck.
Jul 26, 2011 | Funny, Haiku, Jealousy
Italian men are unparalleled at two things: eating and cheating
Jul 22, 2011 | Funny, Haiku
It seems to me that vegans tend to mate solely with other vegans