Sep 3, 2011 | Funny, Haiku, Men
Sometimes I find the things men to do be truly inexplicable
Aug 24, 2011 | Funny, Haiku, Men
I hate it when guys take off their sunglasses and aren’t quite as cute
Aug 13, 2011 | Being Single, Funny, Sassy Blog, Sex
A few weeks ago I was in a bad way – I really wanted to have sex. (This theme comes up a lot, doesn’t it?) The thing is, I have standards. I’m not just gonna go out and fuck anybody. They have to pass muster. (Please note the correct use of this expression … it’s...
Aug 11, 2011 | Dating, Funny, Haiku, Sex
Makeup sex is the bonus of relationships that otherwise suck
Jul 29, 2011 | Body Image, Haiku
Looks only pulled off by thin, willowy women: jeggings and jumpers
Jul 28, 2011 | Dating, Funny, Haiku
As the date progressed I couldn’t help but think, “I shaved my legs for this?”